One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly
called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone!
Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up
and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped
over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the
boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back
to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father
cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for
the IRS."
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