Two Kentuckians drove to a gas station
in Indiana for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered
by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went
inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
"If you win, you're entitled to free
sex," said the attendant.
"How do we enter?" asked the Kentuckian.
"Well, I'm thinking of a number between
1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free sex."
"O.K. I guess 7," said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied
the attendant.
The next week, the two Kentuckians
returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay,
the one Kentuckian asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm
thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess right, you win free
sex. "
"Two," said the Kentuckian.
"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied
the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
As they walked back to the car, the
one Kentuckian said to the other, "You know, I'm beginning to think this
contest is rigged."
"No way," said the other. "My wife
won twice last week."
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